YOU SAID:
There is something about a beautiful naked man that makes me want to leave my girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガール フレンドを残したい美しい裸の男についての何かがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to do something about my girlfriend wants to leave the beautiful naked man.
INTO JAPANESE
となると― それでは仕方がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, then I shall have to do something about that.
INTO JAPANESE
となると― それでは仕方がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, then I shall have to do something about that.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.