YOU SAID:
There is poo everywhere!! There is poo on the ceiling!! There is diarrhea in the soap dispenser!! There is poo everywhere BUT the toilets and diaper!!!
INTO JAPANESE
どこにでもうんちがあります!!天井にうんちが落ちてる!!ソープディスペンサーに下痢が!トイレとおむつ以外はどこにでもうんちがあります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's poop everywhere!! There's poop on the ceiling! ! Diarrhea in the soap dispenser! There's poop everywhere except the toilet and diaper!
INTO JAPANESE
どこにでもうんこがある!!天井にうんちが落ちている! !ソープディスペンサーで下痢!トイレとおむつ以外はどこでもうんちだらけ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's poop everywhere!! There's poop on the ceiling! ! Diarrhea from the soap dispenser! There's poop everywhere except the toilet and diapers!
INTO JAPANESE
あちこちにうんちが落ちてる!!天井にうんちが落ちている! !ソープディスペンサーから下痢!トイレとおむつ以外はどこでもうんちだらけ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's poop everywhere! ! There's poop on the ceiling! ! Diarrhea from the soap dispenser! There's poop everywhere except the toilet and diapers!
INTO JAPANESE
どこにでもうんこがあるよ! !天井にうんちが落ちている! !ソープディスペンサーから下痢!トイレとおむつ以外はどこでもうんちだらけ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's poop everywhere! ! There's poop on the ceiling! ! Diarrhea from the soap dispenser! There's poop everywhere except the toilet and diapers!
Come on, you can do better than that.