YOU SAID:

There is nothing better then the smell of people leaping out of vehicles in the morning. sir i think the tax man stole our dog mascot

INTO JAPANESE

朝、車から飛び降りる人の匂いほど良いものはありません。先生、税務署員が私たちの犬のマスコットを盗んだと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's nothing better than the smell of someone jumping out of their car in the morning. sir i think the tax officer stole our dog mascot

INTO JAPANESE

朝、誰かが車から飛び降りる匂いほど良いものはありません。先生、税務署員が私たちの犬のマスコットを盗んだと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's nothing better than the smell of someone jumping out of their car in the morning. sir i think the tax officer stole our dog mascot