YOU SAID:

There is no other way to say this my poor well-meaning friend. I must go to the dance with a hippopotamus and leave with my uncle, the incredibly degrading ferret.

INTO JAPANESE

これを私の貧しい良識のある友人と言う別の方法はありません。私はカバと一緒に踊りに行き、私の叔父、信じられないほど荒れ果てるフェレットと一緒に出なければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other way to say this as my poor sensible friend. I have to go dancing with Hippo and go out with my uncle, an incredibly desolated ferret.

INTO JAPANESE

私の貧しい分別の友人としてこれを言う他の方法はありません。私はカバと一緒に踊り、私の叔父、信じられないほど荒れ果てたフェレットに出なければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other way to tell this as my poor sort of friends. I must dance with Hippo and go out to my uncle, an incredibly desolated ferret.

INTO JAPANESE

これを私の貧しい友人と言う他の方法はありません。私はカバと踊り、私の叔父、信じられないほど荒れ果てたフェレットに出なければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other way to say this as my poor friend. I must dance with hippos and go out to my uncle, an incredibly desolated ferret.

INTO JAPANESE

私の貧しい友人としてこれを言う他の方法はありません。私はカバと踊り、私の叔父、信じられないほど荒れ果てたフェレットに出なければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other way to say this as my poor friend. I must dance with hippos and go out to my uncle, an incredibly desolated ferret.