YOU SAID:
There is no one else on this earth i would like to hit with a chair more than you.
INTO JAPANESE
この地球上にあなた以上に椅子で殴りたい人はいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one on this planet wants to hit you in a chair better than you.
INTO JAPANESE
この地球上の誰もあなたよりも椅子であなたを殴りたがっていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one on this planet wants to hit you in a chair more than you.
INTO JAPANESE
この地球上の誰もあなたよりも椅子であなたを殴りたがりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one on this planet wants to hit you in a chair more than you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.