YOU SAID:
There is no legitimately absolutely amazing and skilled way to do anything now give me
INTO JAPANESE
今私に何かをするための合法的に絶対に驚くべき熟練した方法はありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now there is no legally absolutely amazing and skilled way to do anything to me
INTO JAPANESE
今、私に何かをするための法的に絶対に驚くべき熟練した方法はありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now there is no legally absolutely amazing and skilled way to do anything to me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.