YOU SAID:

There is most likely a translator that turns my absolute normal sentences into total garbage.

INTO JAPANESE

総ごみ化す私絶対通常の文章翻訳はほとんどです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Total trash turns into my absolute normal translation of the sentence is almost.

INTO JAPANESE

総ごみ化す私絶対通常の翻訳文は以下のものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Total crap turns me absolutely normal translation is below.

INTO JAPANESE

総計のごみにはしびれる絶対に通常翻訳は以下の通り。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Total crap turns me absolutely normal translation is as follows.

INTO JAPANESE

総計のごみにはしびれる絶対に通常翻訳は以下のとおりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Total crap turns me absolutely normal translation is as follows.