YOU SAID:

THERE IS KUSO EVERYWHERE! THERE IS KUSO ON THE CEILING! THERE IS KUSO ON THE WINDOWS! THERE IS KUSO ON THE WALLS! AAARRGH THERE IS KUSO ON MY CHINPO!

INTO JAPANESE

どこにでもクソがいる！天井にクソがいる！窓にクソがいる！壁にクソがいる！ああああああ、私のちんぽにクソが！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's shit everywhere! There's shit in the ceiling! There's shit in the window! There's shit on the wall! oh oh oh shit on my dick!

INTO JAPANESE

いたるところにたわごとがあります！天井にゴミが！窓にゴミが！壁にたわごとがあります ！ああ、ああ、私のディックにたわごと！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is shit all over the place! Garbage on the ceiling! Garbage on the windows! There's shit on the wall! Oh shit on my dick!

INTO JAPANESE

いたるところにたわごとがあります！天井にゴミ！窓にゴミ！壁にたわごとがあります ！ああ、私のペニスにたわごと！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is shit all over the place! Garbage on the ceiling! Garbage on the window! There's shit on the wall! Oh shit on my dick!

INTO JAPANESE

いたるところにたわごとがあります！天井にゴミ！窓にゴミ！壁にたわごとがあります ！ああ、私のペニスにたわごと！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is shit all over the place! Garbage on the ceiling! Garbage on the window! There's shit on the wall! Oh shit on my dick!