YOU SAID:
There is Fred. Fred is my friend. Fred is ugly. Fred wears glasses. Fred is a pineapple.
INTO JAPANESE
フレッドがいます。フレッドは私の友達です。フレッドは醜いです。フレッドは眼鏡をかけています。フレッドはパイナップルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is Fred. Fred is my friend. Fred is ugly. Fred is wearing glasses. Fred is pineapple.
INTO JAPANESE
フレッドがいます。フレッドは私の友達です。フレッドは醜いです。フレッドは眼鏡をかけています。フレッドはパイナップルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is Fred. Fred is my friend. Fred is ugly. Fred is wearing glasses. Fred is pineapple.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.