YOU SAID:
There is a spider on my ceiling and I am calling him Dave. Spider Dave get away AHHHH
INTO JAPANESE
天井に蜘蛛がいます。私は彼をデイブと呼んでいます。スパイダー・デイブ、逃げろAHHHH
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a spider on the ceiling. I call him Dave. Spider Dave, run away AHHHH
INTO JAPANESE
天井に蜘蛛がいます。私は彼をデイブと呼びます。スパイダー デイブ、逃げてください AHHHH
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a spider on the ceiling. I call him Dave. Spider Dave, run away AHHHH
That didn't even make that much sense in English.