YOU SAID:
there is a purple mushroom in my backyard and it is screaming tacos
INTO JAPANESE
私の家の裏庭に紫色のキノコがあり、それはタコスを叫んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a purple mushroom in the backyard of my house, it is shouting tacos
INTO JAPANESE
私の家の裏庭に紫色のキノコがあります、それはタコスを叫んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a purple mushroom in the backyard of my house, it is shouting tacos
You should move to Japan!