YOU SAID:

there is a filter that will change everything into absolute gibberish i bet

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にばかげた賭けにすべてを変更するフィルタがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a filter that will change everything to ridiculous bets

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にばかげた賭けにすべてを変えるフィルターを持っている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a filter that turns everything into ridiculous bets

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に、すべてをばかげた賭けに変えるフィルターを持っている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a filter that turns everything into a ridiculous bet

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にばかげた賭けにすべてを回すフィルターがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a filter that turns everything into ridiculous bets

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に、すべてをばかげた賭けに変えるフィルターを持っている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a filter that turns everything into a ridiculous bet

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にばかげた賭けにすべてを回すフィルターがあります