YOU SAID:
there is a crazy weird dog jumping on my wife
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーで奇妙な犬が妻に飛びかかっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crazy and strange dog is jumping on my wife
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーで奇妙な犬が妻に飛びかかっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crazy and strange dog is jumping on my wife
You've done this before, haven't you.