YOU SAID:
There is a cat in my pants. It's on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに猫があります。それが燃えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cat in my pants. It's burning!
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私のズボンであります。それは燃えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is in my pants. It is burning!
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私のズボンです。それは燃えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is in my pants. It is burning!
You should move to Japan!