YOU SAID:
there is a bomb in my face. my dog is biting me
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔には爆弾があります。私の犬は私を噛んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a bomb on my face. My dog is biting me
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔には爆弾があります。私の犬は私を噛んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a bomb on my face. My dog is biting me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.