YOU SAID:

there has got to be something wrong with you, stupid

INTO JAPANESE

あなたに何か問題があるはずだ、バカ

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There must be something wrong with you, stupid

INTO JAPANESE

あなたに何か問題があるに違いない、愚かな

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You must have something wrong, stupid

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは何か間違っているに違いない、愚かな

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You must be doing something wrong, stupid

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは何か間違ったことをしているに違いない、愚かな

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You must be doing something wrong, stupid