YOU SAID:
there Are squirrels in my pant , she doesn’t have them ,pants u gotta tell me
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツにはリスがいます、彼女はそれらを持っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are squirrels in my pants, she doesn't have them
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはリスがいますが、彼女は持っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants have a squirrel but she does not
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはリスがありますが、彼女にはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are squirrels in my pants but not in her
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはリスがいますが、彼女にはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants have a squirrel but she doesn't
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはリスがありますが、彼女にはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are squirrels in my pants but not in her
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはリスがいますが、彼女にはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants have a squirrel but she doesn't
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