YOU SAID:
There are sloths on my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにナマケモノがいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are sloths in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはナマケモノがいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have sloths in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにナマケモノがいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are sloths in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはナマケモノがいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have sloths in my pants
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