YOU SAID:

There are seventy-six genders and I am a cucumber!

INTO JAPANESE

70 6 性別があるし、私はキュウリ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

70 6 and have sex, I'm a cucumber!

INTO JAPANESE

70 6 とセックスをして、私はキュウリ!

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70 sex with 6, I'm a cucumber!

INTO JAPANESE

70 セックス 6、キュウリ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

70 sex 6, cucumbers!

INTO JAPANESE

70 セックス 6、きゅうり!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

70 sex 6, cucumbers!