YOU SAID:
There are no space butts here my fellow comrade.
INTO JAPANESE
同志よ、ここにはスペースはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Comrades, there is no space here.
INTO JAPANESE
同志の皆さん、ここにはスペースがありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Comrades, there is no space here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.