YOU SAID:
There are exactly two personalities for you to choose from: a naive, servile doormat who hates himself, and a cartoonishly evil bad boss who solves anything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが選べる性格はまさに 2 つです。自分自身を嫌っている素朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、暴力で何でも解決する漫画のように邪悪な悪い上司です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are just two personalities you can choose from. A naive, subservient doormat who hates himself, and a cartoonishly evil bad boss who solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが選択できる性格は2つだけです。自分を嫌う純朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、すべてを暴力で解決する漫画のように邪悪なダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities you can choose from. A naive, subservient doormat who hates himself, and a cartoonishly evil, no-good boss who solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分を嫌う純朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画のように邪悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A naive and subservient doormat who hates himself, and a no-good boss who is cartoonishly evil and solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分を嫌う純朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画のように悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A naive and subservient doormat who hates himself, and a no-good boss who is evil and solves everything with violence, just like in the manga.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分を嫌う純朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画通りの悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A naive and subservient doormat who hates himself, and a no-good boss who is cartoonishly evil and solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分を嫌う純朴で卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画のように悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A naive and subservient doormat who hates himself, and a no-good boss who is evil and solves everything with violence, just like in the manga.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分が嫌いで世間知らずで卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画通りの悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A doormat who hates himself and is naive and subservient, and a no-good boss who is cartoonishly evil and solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分のことが嫌いで世間知らずで卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画のように悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A doormat who hates himself and is naive and subservient, and a no-good boss who is evil and solves everything with violence, just like in the manga.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分が嫌いで世間知らずで卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画通りの悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A doormat who hates himself and is naive and subservient, and a no-good boss who is cartoonishly evil and solves everything with violence.
INTO JAPANESE
選択できる性格は 2 つだけです。自分のことが嫌いで世間知らずで卑屈な玄関マットと、漫画のように悪で何でも暴力で解決するダメ上司。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are only two personalities to choose from. A doormat who hates himself and is naive and subservient, and a no-good boss who is evil and solves everything with violence, just like in the manga.
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