YOU SAID:
THERE ARE ALIENS ON MY FRONT PORCH!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私の玄関にエイリアンがいます!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's an alien at my door!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私のドアにエイリアンがいます!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's an alien at my door!!!!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.