YOU SAID:
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣に座っている老人がいて、彼の強壮剤とジンを愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an old man sitting next to me and loves his tonic and gin.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣に座っている彼の強壮剤とジンを愛する老人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an old man who loves his tonic and gin sitting next to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣に座っている彼の強壮剤とジンを愛する老人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an old man who loves his tonic and gin sitting next to me.
You should move to Japan!