YOU SAID:
There ain 't bat person (bat person) in the dirt town.
INTO JAPANESE
この田舎町にはバットマンはいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's no Batman in this small town.
INTO JAPANESE
この小さな町にはバットマンはいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's no Batman in this small town.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.