YOU SAID:
There's a wizard in my house stealing my garlic.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家に魔法使いがいて、私のにんにくを盗んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a witch in my house, stealing my garlic.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家に魔女がいて、私のにんにくを盗んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a witch in my house and she is stealing my garlic.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家に魔女がいて、私のにんにくを盗んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a witch in my house and she is stealing my garlic.
That's deep, man.