YOU SAID:
There's a stranger in my bed, there's a pounding my head, glitter all over the room, pink flamingos in the pool.
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドには見知らぬ人がいて、頭がドキドキしていて、部屋中はキラキラ光っており、プールにはピンクのフラミンゴがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a stranger in my bed, my head was pounding, the room was shining, and there was a pink flamingo in the pool.
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドには見知らぬ人がいて、頭がドキドキしていて、部屋は輝いており、プールにはピンクのフラミンゴがありました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a stranger in my bed, my head was pounding, the room was shining, and there was a pink flamingo in the pool.
You should move to Japan!