YOU SAID:
There’s a spider on my wall and I’m about to go to sleep
INTO JAPANESE
壁にクモがいて、もう眠りそう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a spider on the wall and I'm going to sleep
INTO JAPANESE
壁にクモがいて、私は眠るつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a spider on the wall and I'm going to sleep
That didn't even make that much sense in English.