YOU SAID:
There’s a snake in my boot and it smells like stinky booty farts!
INTO JAPANESE
ブーツの中にヘビがいて、おならの臭いがする!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a snake in my boot and it smells like farts!
INTO JAPANESE
ブーツの中にヘビがいて、オナラの匂いがする!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a snake in my boot and it smells like farts!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.