YOU SAID:
There’s a small child living in my boot. The boot lives on a large child’s face.
INTO JAPANESE
私のブーツには小さな子供がいます。ブーツは大きな子供の顔の上に生きています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child in my boots. Boots live on the face of a big child.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のブーツの中に小さな子供を持っています。ブーツは大きな子供の顔に生きています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child in my boots. Boots live on the face of a big child.
You've done this before, haven't you.