YOU SAID:
There's a skeeter on my peeter wack it off
INTO JAPANESE
私のピーターにスケーターがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a skater in my Peter
INTO JAPANESE
私のピーターにはスケーターがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Peter has a skater
INTO JAPANESE
私のピーターはスケーターを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Peter has a skater
That didn't even make that much sense in English.