YOU SAID:
There's a polar bear in my frigidaire. He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat and his face in the fish and his big hairy paws in the buttery dish.
INTO JAPANESE
私のフリッジデールにはホッキョクグマがいます。彼はそれが好きです。なぜなら、そこは寒いからです。肉に腰を下ろし、魚に顔を、バター皿に大きな毛むくじゃらの足を。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a polar bear in Frigidaire. He likes it. Because it's cold there. Sit down on the meat, face the fish, and put the big hairy legs on the butter dish.
INTO JAPANESE
フリッジデールにホッキョクグマがいます。彼はそれが好き。寒いから。肉の上に座り、魚と向き合い、大きな毛むくじゃらの足をバター皿に置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a polar bear in Frigidaire. He likes it. because of cold. Sit on the meat, face the fish, and place your large hairy legs on the butter dish.
INTO JAPANESE
フリッジデールにはホッキョクグマがいます。彼はそれが好き。風邪のため。肉の上に座り、魚と向き合い、大きな毛むくじゃらの足をバター皿に置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are polar bears in Frigidaire. He likes it. Because of a cold. Sit on the meat, face the fish, and place your large hairy legs on the butter dish.
INTO JAPANESE
フリッジデールにはホッキョクグマがいます。彼はそれが好き。風邪のため。肉の上に座り、魚と向き合い、大きな毛むくじゃらの足をバター皿に置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are polar bears in Frigidaire. He likes it. Because of a cold. Sit on the meat, face the fish, and place your large hairy legs on the butter dish.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.