YOU SAID:
There's a piece of news on today's newspaper that a thief stole a famous painting from a museum
INTO JAPANESE
今日の新聞には、泥棒が博物館から有名な絵画を盗んだというニュースがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In today's newspaper there is news that thieves have stole famous paintings from the museum
INTO JAPANESE
今日の新聞には、泥棒が博物館から有名な絵画を盗んだというニュースがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In today's newspaper there is news that thieves have stole famous paintings from the museum
That didn't even make that much sense in English.