YOU SAID:

There's a guy here who we call "The one who walks over kittens" he has a good ham

INTO JAPANESE

ここに私達が「子猫の上を歩く人」と呼ぶ人がいます、彼は良いハムを持っています

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Here is the person we call a "walker on a kitten", he has a good ham

INTO JAPANESE

これが私たちが「子猫の上を歩く人」と呼ぶ人です、彼は良いハムを持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is the person we call "a man walking on a kitten", he has a good ham

INTO JAPANESE

これは私たちが「子猫の上を歩く男」と呼ぶ人です、彼は良いハムを持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is the person we call "the man walking on a kitten", he has a good ham

INTO JAPANESE

これは私たちが「子猫の上を歩く男」と呼ぶ人です、彼は良いハムを持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is the person we call "the man walking on a kitten", he has a good ham