YOU SAID:
There’s a costume party in my pants. Due to his pornographic predictions the time traveler was purposely not invited. Somehow he crashed it anyways by cleverly wearing a costume of himself.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開かれています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。どういうわけか、彼は自分のコスチュームを巧みに着ることによって、とにかくそれをクラッシュさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. Somehow, he crashed it anyway by cleverly donning his costume.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開催されています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。どういうわけか、彼は衣装を巧みに着ることによってとにかくそれをクラッシュさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. Somehow, he crashed it anyway by wearing the costume expertly.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開催されています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。どういうわけか、彼はコスチュームを巧みに着ることによってとにかくそれをクラッシュさせました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. Somehow, he crashed it anyway by wearing the costume cleverly.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開催されています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。コスチュームを巧みに着こなすことで、なんとかそれを打ち破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. He managed to beat that by being clever with his costume.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開催されています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。彼は衣装を賢く使うことでそれをなんとか克服した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. He managed to overcome that by using costumes wisely.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツで仮装パーティーが開催されています。彼のポルノ的な予言のため、タイムトラベラーは意図的に招待されませんでした。彼はコスチュームを賢く使うことでそれをなんとか克服した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A costume party is being held in my pants. Due to his pornographic prophecies, time travelers were deliberately not invited. He managed to overcome that by using costumes wisely.
You should move to Japan!