YOU SAID:

there's a chick next door who has a crush on my ex's pimp

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隣の雛に私の元気な人の抱擁を押しつぶす人がいる

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There is a person who crushes the embrace of my cheerful person on the next chick

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次のひよこに私の陽気な人の抱擁を粉砕する人がいる

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Some people crush my hilarious hugs on the next chick

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次のひよこに私の陽気な抱擁を押しつぶす人もいる

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Some people crush my hilarious hug in the next chick

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何人かの人々 次のひよこの私の陽気な抱擁をつぶす

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Crush the cheerful embrace of my people: some chick

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私の人々 の陽気な抱擁をつぶす: いくつかのひよこ

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Crush the cheerful embrace of my people: some chick