YOU SAID:
Then I took an arrow to the knee
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膝に矢を取ったし、
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Took the arrow on the knees, and
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膝の上の矢印を取ったと
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And took a knee on the arrow
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膝に乗って矢印と
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On my lap and the arrow
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私の膝と矢印
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My knees and arrow
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膝を曲げて、矢印
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Knees bent, arrow
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膝を曲げて、矢印
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Knees bent, arrow
That didn't even make that much sense in English.