YOU SAID:
Them rednecks have me a real good ol woopin last night!
INTO JAPANESE
それらの田舎者は昨夜私に本物の古き良きウーピンを持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Those rednecks have a real good old woofin last night!
INTO JAPANESE
これらの田舎者は昨夜本当に古き良き羊毛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
These countrymen have really good old wool last night!
INTO JAPANESE
これらの国の人たちは昨夜本当に古き良き羊毛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People in these countries have really good old wool last night!
INTO JAPANESE
これらの国の人々は昨夜本当に古き良きウールを持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People in these countries have really good old wool last night!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.