YOU SAID:
Them lizards totally like to lower their tails in the sun to bake them into cake man
INTO JAPANESE
それらのトカゲは完全に太陽の下で尻尾を下げてケーキマンに焼くのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Those lizards like to bake to Cakeman completely in the sun with their tails down
INTO JAPANESE
それらのトカゲは、尻尾を下にして太陽の下で完全にケーキマンに焼くのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Those lizards like to bake completely into a cakeman in the sun with their tails down
INTO JAPANESE
それらのトカゲは、尻尾を下にして太陽の下でケーキマンに完全に焼き上げるのが好きです
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium