YOU SAID:
Theirs a fat Albert person trying to break in to my house but failing
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは私の家が失敗で休憩しよう脂肪アルバート人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They're Fat Albert people trying to break in my house
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは私の家で休憩しようファット ・ アルバート人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They're Fat Albert people trying to break in my house
You should move to Japan!