YOU SAID:
Their shoes are over there, being worn by a bear, with no hair
INTO JAPANESE
彼らの靴はあそこにあり、クマが履き、髪をしていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Their shoes are over there, the bears are wearing them, and they don't have hair.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らの靴は向こうにあり、クマはそれらを身に着けており、髪を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Their shoes are over there, and bears wear them and don't have hair.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らの靴はあそこにあり、クマはそれらを身に着け、髪を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Their shoes are over there, and bears wear them and don't have hair.
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