YOU SAID:
The zucchini wielding worrier wrote a rather riveting message to his inbred sister. Do not worry my Daughter for I am with you.
INTO JAPANESE
ズッキーニを振り回すウォーリアーは、近親交配の妹にかなり魅力的なメッセージを書きました.私があなたと共にいるので、私の娘を心配しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The zucchini-wielding warrior wrote a pretty charming message to her inbred sister... Don't worry my daughter because I'll be with you.
INTO JAPANESE
ズッキーニを振るう戦士は、近親交配の妹にとても魅力的なメッセージを書きました...私があなたと一緒にいるので、私の娘を心配しないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The zucchini-wielding warrior wrote a very charming message to his inbred sister...don't worry about my daughter because I'll be with you.
INTO JAPANESE
ズッキーニを振るう戦士は、近親交配の妹にとても魅力的なメッセージを書きました...私はあなたと一緒にいるので、私の娘を心配しないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The zucchini-wielding warrior wrote a very charming message to his inbred sister...I'll be with you, so don't worry about my daughter.
INTO JAPANESE
ズッキーニを振るう戦士は、近親交配の妹にとても魅力的なメッセージを書きました...私はあなたと一緒にいるので、私の娘を心配しないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The zucchini-wielding warrior wrote a very charming message to his inbred sister...I'll be with you, so don't worry about my daughter.
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