YOU SAID:
The year is 2048 and the Food Network finally shuts its doors and sells the channel, this puts everyone working at the network at this time out of a job. As we follow the last remaining worker onto his deathbed, he is surrounded by his family and friends. He knows his hours are numbered but he has to eat at one more restaurant. He dusts off his red convertible and drives off far away, frosting his remaining hair as he drives. Once he arrives at the restaurant he orders the largest juiciest burger on the menu. Once he receives his sandwich he reflects for a minute, thinking back to the forty seasons of his show and how every single meal was a blessing. He bites down on his burger and his heart stops. After he awakens in a bright white location, squinting his eyes he sees him. God himself with the same frosted tips as the man does. When the man asks “Where am I” the lord replied swiftly. “You did it Guy,” ”You’ve made it to FlavorTown”
INTO JAPANESE
今年は 2048 フード ネットワークは最後にその扉をシャット ダウンし、チャネルを販売している、これは誰もが仕事の時期でネットワークで作業を置きます。臨終に最後の残りの労働者を追いながら, 彼は彼の家族や友人に囲まれています。彼は彼の時間の番号は知っている彼はより多くのレストランで食事。 彼は彼の再オフ粉塵します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And shut down its doors 2048 the Food Network last year, sells to channel this is everyone puts the work in network at work. While chasing the last remaining workers to death, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He is number of his time.
INTO JAPANESE
職場のネットワークの仕事を置く誰も 2048 その扉をシャット ダウン フード ネットワークにこのチャネルを販売している、昨年は。死に最後の残りの労働者を追いながら、彼は彼の家族や友人に囲まれていた。彼は彼の時間の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody put the network at my workplace work 2048 its doors shut down food network channel that sells the last year. While chasing the last death's remaining workers, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もは私の職場の仕事 2048 その扉をシャット ダウン最後の年を販売している食品ネットワーク チャネルでネットワークを置きます。一方、最後の死を追いかけての残りの労働者、彼は彼の家族や友人に囲まれていた。彼は彼の時間であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one is my workplace work 2048 puts the network at its doors shut down last year, sells food network channel. On the other hand, after the death of the last remaining workers, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もがその扉のネットワークが、昨年にシャット ダウン私の職場の作業 2048 置く食品ネットワーク チャネルを販売しています。その一方で、最後の残りの労働者の死の後、彼は彼の家族および友人によって囲まれました。彼は彼の時間であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It sells everyone door network last year to shut down my workplace work 2048 put food network channel. After the death of the last remaining on the other hand, the workers, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
それを販売している誰もドア ネットワーク昨年私職場仕事 2048 置く食品のネットワーク チャネルをシャット ダウンします。その一方で、労働者の最後の残りの死の後、彼は彼の家族および友人によって囲まれました。彼は彼の時間であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one is selling it door network last year I shut down work work 2048 put food network channel. On the other hand, after the death of the last remaining workers, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もそれを昨年ドアネットワークを販売していない私は2048仕事の仕事をシャットダウン食品ネットワークチャネルを入れた。一方、最後の労働者の死後、彼は家族や友人に囲まれていました。彼は彼の時です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody sold it door network last year I put in the food network channel shut down 2048 job work. Meanwhile, after the death of the last worker, he was surrounded by family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もそれを昨年ドアネットワークを売った私は2048仕事の仕事をシャットダウン食品ネットワークのチャネルに入れた。一方、最後の労働者の死後、彼は家族や友人に囲まれていました。彼は彼の時です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody sold it the door network last year I shut down 2048 job work and put it in the food network channel. Meanwhile, after the death of the last worker, he was surrounded by family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
昨年、私はドアネットワークを売った人がいませんでした。私は2048年の仕事を停止し、それを食糧ネットワークのチャンネルに入れました。一方、最後の労働者の死後、彼は家族や友人に囲まれていました。彼は彼の時です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last year, I did not sell the door network. I stopped work in 2048 and put it in the channel of the food network. Meanwhile, after the death of the last worker, he was surrounded by family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
昨年、私はドアネットワークを販売していませんでした。私は2048年に仕事をやめ、それを食物ネットワークのチャンネルに入れました。一方、最後の労働者の死後、彼は家族や友人に囲まれていました。彼は彼の時です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last year, I did not sell the door network. I quit my job in 2048 and put it in the channel of the food network. Meanwhile, after the death of the last worker, he was surrounded by family and friends. He is his time.
INTO JAPANESE
昨年、私はドアネットワークを販売していませんでした。私は2048年に仕事をやめ、それを食物ネットワークのチャンネルに入れました。一方、最後の労働者の死後、彼は家族や友人に囲まれていました。彼は彼の時です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last year, I did not sell the door network. I quit my job in 2048 and put it in the channel of the food network. Meanwhile, after the death of the last worker, he was surrounded by family and friends. He is his time.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.