YOU SAID:

The woods are dark and deep, but I have penises to keep, and miles to go before I pee.

INTO JAPANESE

森の中は暗く、深いが保つために、ペニスと私はおしっこまで行くべき。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To keep the deep, dark woods, Dick and I should go up to pee.

INTO JAPANESE

ディープを保つためには、暗い森の中、ペニスにおしっこ行く必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To keep deep in the dark woods, Dick to pee has to go.

INTO JAPANESE

深い暗い森の中に保つために、おしっこをするペニスは、行かなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Keep in the deep dark woods to pee penis must go.

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこペニスに深い暗い森の中に行く必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must pee penis go in the deep dark woods.

INTO JAPANESE

ペニスをおしっこする必要が深い暗い森の中に行く。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to need to pee penis deep dark woods.

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこペニス深い暗い森の中に必要になります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Need to pee penis deep dark woods.

INTO JAPANESE

ペニス深い暗い森の中をおしっこをする必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need to pee penis deep dark woods.

INTO JAPANESE

ペニスの深い暗い森の中をおしっこする必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need to pee in the dark forest of the penis.

INTO JAPANESE

陰茎の暗い森でおしっこをする必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need to pee in the dark woods of the penis.

INTO JAPANESE

陰茎の暗い森の中でおしっこをする必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need to pee in the dark woods of the penis.