YOU SAID:
the wizard fell on his wond
INTO JAPANESE
ウィザードは彼の不意に落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wizard fell to his surprise
INTO JAPANESE
ウィザードは驚いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wizard was surprised
INTO JAPANESE
ウィザードは驚いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wizard was surprised
That didn't even make that much sense in English.