YOU SAID:

the wise man bowed his head and spoke solemnly "theres actually zero difference between good and bad things you idiot"

INTO JAPANESE

賢い人は頭を下げて厳粛に話しました。

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A wise man lowered his head and spoke solemnly.

INTO JAPANESE

賢い男が頭を下げ、厳粛に話した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A smart man lowered his head and told him solemnly.

INTO JAPANESE

スマートな男が頭を下げ、厳粛に彼に言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A smart man lowered his head and solemnly told him.

INTO JAPANESE

スマートな男が頭を下げ、厳粛に彼に言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A smart man lowered his head and solemnly told him.