YOU SAID:
the wind howls like a constipated dog, for it makes my exquisite lump very hard.
INTO JAPANESE
風は便秘の犬のように叫ぶ、なぜならそれは私の絶妙なしこりを非常に固くしてくれるからだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wind screams like a constipated dog because it makes my exquisite lump very hard.
INTO JAPANESE
風は私の絶妙なしこりを非常に強くするので、便秘の犬のように叫びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wind makes my exquisite lumps very strong, so I scream like a constipated dog.
INTO JAPANESE
風は私の絶妙なしこりを非常に強くするので、私は便秘の犬のように叫びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wind makes my exquisite lumps very strong, so I scream like a constipated dog.
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