YOU SAID:
the wind blew like a 5 year old on their birthday that really wants some cheese
INTO JAPANESE
5歳の誕生日に風が吹いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wind blew on my fifth birthday
INTO JAPANESE
5歳の誕生日に風が吹いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wind blew on my fifth birthday
That didn't even make that much sense in English.