YOU SAID:
The WashingtonPost, sometimes referred to as the guardian of Amazon not paying internet taxes (which they should) is FAKE NEWS!
INTO JAPANESE
(べき) であるインターネット税を払っていないアマゾンの守護者とも呼ばれます、WashingtonPost は偽のニュースです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The WashingtonPost also called guardian of the Amazon do not pay to Internet tax, fake news!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.