YOU SAID:
The trees speak Vietnamese and the rocks speak Pashto while the walls speak Deutsche and the cotton is in ebonics.
INTO JAPANESE
木はベトナム語を話し、岩はパシュトを話し、壁はドイツを話し、綿は黒檀色です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wood speaks Vietnamese, the rock speaks Pashto, the wall speaks Germany, and the cotton is ebony.
INTO JAPANESE
木はベトナム語を話し、岩はパシュトを話し、壁はドイツを話し、綿は黒檀です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The wood speaks Vietnamese, the rock speaks Pashto, the wall speaks Germany, and the cotton is ebony.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.