YOU SAID:
The tree slapped the car that raped the polar bear that was birthed from a linx rabbit. Santa then took a big poo on Mrs. Clause and laughed his nuts to the core of the Earth.
INTO JAPANESE
ツリーは、リンクス ウサギから生まれましたとシロクマをレイプ車を平手打ち。サンタは夫人の句に大きなうんちを取ったし、地球のコアに彼のナットを笑った。
Come on, you can do better than that.